boy butter

The tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.

Rock Hudson always took time to have a nutritional treat of boy butter.

by dirty sanchez July 01, 2003

Beaver butter

1. vaginal lubrication; may refer to either natural or artificial means

Sex is always better with beaver butter!

by Micromachine February 21, 2006

Butter Joke

The greatest joke ever told in history.

1. You want to know the butter joke?

2. Yeah!

1. Are you sure?

2. Hell yeah!

1. I don't want to spread it.

2. Come on!

by Jackietherad November 01, 2007

butter knifing

Like spooning, butter knifing is laying together with one or more people. Unlike spooning, you lie completely straight like a butter knife and you don't even have to touch the other person. Looks a lot like planking face up or a corpse in a coffin.

Player 1: She won't get out of my bed.
Player 2: Spoon her.
Player 1: No. Spooning is gross. I'm gonna lay next to her like I'm dead. Look we're "butter knifing".
Player 2: You should put that on Urban Dictionary before someone else does. What would forking be?
Player 1: We all know what "forking" is.
Player 2: Painting your toenails is hard.
Player 3: Wait. Look. Do I look dead yet?

by Tedfordish January 19, 2012

Muffin Buttered

The term made famous by the film Mean Girls
Means too cum on a vag.

'Is your muffin buttered?'
'Would you like me too assign someone butter your muffin?'

by Katehhh March 07, 2008

Butter Mind

n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) mind.
i.e. A dumb and hot girl.

Man: "Dude, look at that chick, she's smokin'"
Man 2: "I have to agree, but haven't you heard? She's a butter mind."

Hot Girl: "Hoi guys..wanna go play on the highway?"

by edman1905 April 18, 2010

smegma butter

Butter comprised of the finest smegma. Bone apple tea.

Janie enjoyed a nice helping of smegma butter on her post coitus toast this morning.

by SmegmaGawd December 09, 2017