The Lonely Peach

When one performs the act of pulling his ballsack upwards whilst tucking his penis in between his legs, giving the illusion that one only has testicles but no penis, thus the lonely peach

Joe: Shit bro where the fuck is your dick?!?! You lonely peaching?
Rick: No. I have a disfigurement. Thanks for making me feel self concious. Dick
Joe: Oh im so sorry man...
Rick: Ahhhhhh got you im lonely peaching!

That is how the lonely peach works.

by Hugh Jainus February 23, 2011

Peach THOT

Ladies that will do anything they can to get with a fine peach tree owning gentleman.

Sean is having a lot of trouble keeping away the Peach THOTs after he planted his peach trees.

by Kreb Steelheart March 8, 2023

Uncle Peaches

A gay uncle or a friendly, flamboyant gay male neighbor.

Look! There goes Uncle Peaches ready to Kiki at the ball.

by Oh gosh! June 13, 2018

Peach blow

Eating the booty.

Babe I'm gonna peach blow you later tonight.

by Unicorndogs42 September 21, 2016

peach taffy

The scrotum/ball sack of a Caucasian male

I had to move the ol' peach taffy so I could take a buttholefie.

by bert530 March 26, 2017

snazzy peaches

A slang alternative to cool beans.

But better.

Person 1: I just got a new laptop!
Person 2: Snazzy peaches.

by Familiar+Jinxeth July 1, 2011

Peach time

All day every day is peach time. Used in a comedic nature among friends

Example:

Friend 1: dude guess what time it is

friend 2: what time is it
Friend 1: its peach time
friend 2: DUDE

by jdpetkov September 25, 2018