happy fat

Fat a person puts on during a happy relationship.

Jon put on some happy fat since he been seeing this girl.

by shoitan June 23, 2009

happy finish

A hand job which successfully concludes a massage.

He loosened my shoulders, flipped me over like a burger and gave me a happy finish.

by JamieD September 02, 2005

Happy Seal

When a woman spreads her butt cheeks apart while the man ejaculates between said spread butt cheeks. After the man has ejaculated on the anus the woman then proceeds to open and close her butt cheeks (this making a clapping noise as if she were a seal and creates a net of semen). She will also bark like a seal in a high pitched tone.

This will ultimately result in total and uncontrolled laughter for the man while the woman is naturally humiliated.

MAN A: hey check out that chick's ass

MAN B: Ya, I bet she could really do a good happy seal, right?

MAN A: That would be funny as hell to see her humiliate herself while I am sexually pleased.

by Maxxy Pad - Robz April 22, 2011

happy hotel

A euphemism for a mental institution, which is a place for people who have gone completely mental.

Joe: Hey Nick, have you heard? George Bush is the smartest guy in the world.
Nick: ... O... kay... So when are those nice people in white coats going to take you to the happy hotel?
Joe: I dunno... I heard that they wanted me over at three.
Nick: .... *Quietly backs away*

by Mr Potatohead Crapmobile July 01, 2006

Happy biscuit

Playing the game soggy biscuit, but intentionally losing.

Classic Bryan, after losing his girlfriend, hes always the happy biscuit.

Fucks sake Yannick, stop being happy biscuit, and start sucking cock.

by DipYourPussyinNutella November 02, 2019

Happy Star

The best. The greatest goofiest character of them all. Just join his object show and he'll be your bestie fr.

Dandelogan: I don't really know what a happy star is, but Ricemarrow says its good please like this.

by Dandelogan August 28, 2022

happy the birb

a loyal and chirpy fren who has stuck by his owners for years and years. such a blorb. always enthusiastic about millet and constantly gets annoyed by his little sister Lucky. the best bird in the world.

E: Happy the birb is the cutest birb in the world. I hope he stops biting me though

by yousillygoose March 03, 2021