Golden Ticket 

When someone has consumed alot of alcohol and goes to bed with his or her partner. The next morning they awaken to find themselves butt naked with no blanket and there partner nowhere to be found. Come to find out they urinated all overthemselves and their partner in there sleep.

Mike: What wrong with Sally today?

John: Apparently Derek gave her the golden ticket last night.

Mike: Guess that explains the smell...

Golden Ticket by Tommy Rosenbalm April 29, 2010

plane ticket 

1g of weed

Can I got 2 plane tickets?

plane ticket by dzenkins August 24, 2013

golden ticket 

The ultimate gift a certain nurb will give you if you are extremely lucky, the golden ticket is used to gain access to Mandyland the ideal fantasy.

Nurb: "Danza, you did not receive the golden ticket! Get out of Mandyland you fool!!!"

Danza: "But I forgot my golf clubs at Mulligans? What am I supposed to do??"

golden ticket by kimbolesbo1 August 25, 2010

meal ticket 

an older man who shelters or showers with gifts/money his younger male lover.

"so what're you, his meal ticket?"
"no, dick is my WARD. says so on the cover."

meal ticket by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003

beer ticket 

a bill usually larger than $1 used to purchase beer

I got some beer tickets, let go to the bar or I can't go to the game cause i'm out of beer tickets

beer ticket by homing@workky October 6, 2008

BJ on a cash ticket 

To call a parts house and ask for a BJ(blow job) on a cash ticket. Hillarious to those named Kevin of a Puerto Rican origin.

I called a place and asked for a BJ on a cash ticket. The person kept asking me what I was talking about. I also asked for some cereal.

BJ on a cash ticket by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

golden ticket 

A swingers free pass to have one-on-one sex, similar to a date or affair, with another swinger. Usually recieved for 'taking one for the team' or getting the 'softie'. example: I used my golden ticket to go have sex with *name* at his house. His wife was out of town but gave him permission.

Hubby said I can cum play with you tonight, cuz I earned a golden ticket on a softie last week.

golden ticket by Atacia August 30, 2007