thrashed thirds

like sloppy seconds but thirds

that hoe was loose like thrashed thirds

by whoreydildo January 3, 2011

flirty thirty

A much classier and more pleasant term (referring to the epic nature of a woman's 30th birthday party) than the commonly used "dirty thirty."

(Facebook status update:) Pics from Shaena's flirty thirty bday bash in Vegas!!

by Lady E. September 4, 2016

Finish third in a two horse race

bottle something so badly that you lose out of something which was taken for granted before.

Only Spurs can finish third in a two horse race.

by hallucinating_019 June 28, 2022

Brexit third-country status woes

Any new negative consequence of post-Brexit Britain's third country status. From school kids being trapped for 14 hours on buses at Dover to the general decline in quality of life that UK citizens share under a conservative government.

Geriatric Tory confuses herself over her third-country national status as the UK is no longer a member of the EU and France has no obligation to pander to the UK's Brexit third-country status woes over issues like the delayed Dover crossings.

by Joe Smiff April 3, 2023

rubber wheel on the third rail

1. Totally clueless. 2. Willfully and proudly ignorant. 3. Out of touch with reality.

"His entire life, especially in public office, with a record of bad decisions, inability to form coherent unscripted sentences, coupled with that self-satisfied smirk, all prove he's usung a rubber wheel on the third rail."

by glazeonglass May 25, 2008

skeet mgeet the third

This is the best person ever. He has two siblings: sofa king and yeet mgeet. The parents are sasha s and kj apa. He will eventually become president and blow up the world while having sex with his gf

Wow looks at skeet mgeet the third! He's rly rocking those glo in the dark condoms.

by SKEET MGEET SUPPORTER June 15, 2017

darboodle sweat-rag the third

A child whose needs a rag to sweat into. That is 10-12 years old. Extremely obese and slobbish.

HEY darboodle sweat-rag the third!

by 21yeet December 2, 2018