Think twice

A popular term used for someone to tell another dumb person to think in their head a second time. Maybe even three sometimes, then it would be called think third. Your average mama has been using this slang too much.

Person 1: Hey, I think I’m gonna piss in public. Got any advice before I do so?
Person 2: What the hell is wrong with you!? Think twice!

by PBS25 September 25, 2020

Shitful Thinking

When one does think that the future will be shitful and it ends up being fine.

John: Lets go out tonight honey.
Sophie: I'm to tired john.
John: Com'on it will be fine
Sophie: Alright (sigh)

3 hours later

Sophie: That was actually quite fun.
John: See, Shitful Thinking

by ShitThinker October 29, 2012

surface thinker

used to define somebody who conforms and has no real thoughts with any depth

Ashley is SUCH a surface thinker!

by Mick Jagger Fan March 4, 2015

you think your safe in england

A term often said to youTuber Jon hagy. It is a threat when other YouTubers get triggered

Jon hagy you think your safe in England

by Billygraen January 3, 2019

i think im about to steal

When somebody is about to steal they will yell this sentence.

“I think im about to steal” with a camera pointed on his face

by SirIdiot October 18, 2020

i think ur dad gay

when your dad and uncle are hugging and your friend asks this
it is also the best thing to say at a or at your friends stepdad's houuse.

and the last alternative definition is u have a dad, and he's gay.

server: my dad owns this resturaunt!
me: i don't wanna say this but, i think ur dad gay.

friend: these are my dads; phil and destroy from the mc rak-up family.
me: i think your dads gay.

by ur parents gay November 10, 2021

Logical thinker

Someone who observes a situation and resolves/tries to resolve it in a reasonable way.

Synonyms: critical thinker and intellectual

Antonyms: conservative and liberal

Mark: “Whoa! She’s answered that question in the utmost rational way!”

Henry: “Well, yeah dude. She’s what we call a logical thinker!”

by BowieFan1976 March 22, 2022