Couch thief

a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.

Brian is a couch thief. He venmo-ed me to split the Uber, even though he had a free ride.

by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017

date thief

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.

Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"

Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"

Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"

Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"

Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"

Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"

by CPU_man50 June 20, 2016

queef thief

A phrase used to indicate to your lesbian friend that she is "cockblocking" you.

"Damn Danny, I heard you tell her I'm butch, but you know that's not true. Why you gotta be a queef thief like that!"

by Joe Dirtykid August 11, 2016

Snatch thief

When one steals another's man or women from them

D stole big hungry and denied being a snatch thief

by Karma gottam October 11, 2021

Sneeze Thief

One who steals away a sneeze by saying bless you too early.

You just had to say bless you, didn't you? You damn sneeze thief.

by Pancho Rodriguez September 7, 2021

california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

by Liloilo August 9, 2021

condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter

Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments

by ranktude November 29, 2012