The Literal Definition Of Therapy

A duck thats 13 year old that hates France and is high on Colombian crack cocaine at 1 am - 6 am
Also can’t stop thinking about the spinning rat and uses a therapy by saying “Cry about it”
I’m not sure if I’m high or if this actually treated my depression

Hey dude this duck that’s The Literal Definition Of Therapy cured my crippling depression

(True story)

by Sussy_Ducky July 25, 2022

therapy plot

A therapy plot is a variation on the "idiot plot", which is a term to describe a story "kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot," and that could be quickly solved if the characters were just a bit brighter.

A therapy plot is the same kind of idea, but where the story is purely kept in motion by the fact that every character desperately needs to see a therapist.

"Wow, this book is such a therapy plot. Why are none of these characters seeing a professional?"

by grimsleyduco August 6, 2022

skimmer therapy

Floating around in a blow up Walmart pool with a beer in one hand and a pool skimmer in the other.

I had such a shitty day at work, I had to go out and do some skimmer therapy for a while.

by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022

fur therapy

When you’ve had a bad day and your cat knows and follows you to bed/jumps on your lap/perches on your shoulder and purrs. This has been scientifically proven to help but is impossible to quantify.

“Ugh, just got back home from work and that yucky manager.”

*opens door*

Cat: *meow*

Who wants to go to bed? You going to bed?

Cat: (runs into the bedroom and leaps on the bed, and meows)

“Alright, there you go”

Cat: (proceeds to make biscuits)

“At least I got fur therapy”

by Malcontent lag August 17, 2022

Therapy Road

The late-night drives with immaculate vibes, often enjoyed with music to destress or just cause.

"I went for a therapy road last night after studying for 5 hours straight. It was amazing."

by freezinghotcheetos August 18, 2022

waistline therapy

When the pandemic has been dragging on and you need something to feel alive again. When you need that little kick. That feeling of joy bursting out of your chest. That's when you need waistline therapy - Need to shake that ass and wine like there's no tomorrow.

Also, it's the name of a song by K-Rym the awesome and talented muzishunn from Montreal!

A: have you heard that waistline therapy song?
B: no.. what is this?
A: yoo listen this is, it's a vibe! it's a bop! it's a cure for the depressive moments of life

by brkfastcereals August 21, 2022

therapy virgin

Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.

I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapist’ for free.

by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022