by Ralph Waylen November 5, 2010
Get the Pink Walrusmug. When two homosexual men perform fellatio on each other in a position that straight people refer to as the 69 position. After both men ejaculate they procede to poop on each others face, similar to 2 girls 1 cup.
Jason: Dude, is Jim making out with that guy that looks like Johnny Damon?
Chris: He sure is.
Jason: That is so gay. They will probably chocolate walrus tonight.
Chris: That is a guarantee my friend.
Chris: He sure is.
Jason: That is so gay. They will probably chocolate walrus tonight.
Chris: That is a guarantee my friend.
by Jmac-Gtown February 20, 2009
Get the chocolate walrusmug. 1.(n)- similar to donkey punch, this maneuver entails a homoerotic encounter between any animate male and a hugely obese man with a large bushy mustache, of course involving a stiff fist to the back of the head
2.(n) any physical violence to a large mustached fat man
2.(n) any physical violence to a large mustached fat man
by little timmy September 9, 2003
Get the walrus punchmug. by Dan December 18, 2003
Get the dirty walrusmug. A horrible sight seen from living room window's and common passer-by's.
The walrus is often seen dragging a mattress out for the base of the beach which is then covered by what can only be described as 'flub'. In hopes of apparently tanning this 'flub', hours upon hours are devoted to this, which in turn create's, Walrus Beach.
The walrus is often seen dragging a mattress out for the base of the beach which is then covered by what can only be described as 'flub'. In hopes of apparently tanning this 'flub', hours upon hours are devoted to this, which in turn create's, Walrus Beach.
It was a beautiful day until my eyes fell upon Walrus Beach.
It took 3 days for my sight to return after accidently focusing on Walrus Beach, a horrible optical torture.
The poor neighbor never suspected a thing until it was too late and they could not unsee Walrus Beach.
It took 3 days for my sight to return after accidently focusing on Walrus Beach, a horrible optical torture.
The poor neighbor never suspected a thing until it was too late and they could not unsee Walrus Beach.
by Sass sha J May 18, 2010
Get the Walrus Beachmug. The act of having sex with an old, fat, wrinkly, dry vagina. Most often referring to an old woman; grandma status. The opposite of a cougar. Level of intoxication required for a dry walrus is extremely high.
"There are so many fat, gross women here the chance of any of us getting laid tonight is pretty much zero"
"Well unless you want to settle for a dry walrus"
"Well unless you want to settle for a dry walrus"
by Ziggy Stardust2 January 1, 2012
Get the Dry Walrusmug. When you are at the club and your dancing with a fit girl than she says “hey this is my friend she thinks you are cute” too bad her friend is fat and ugly this is when you think to yourself I’m about to have a bingo in the walrus
by Jaiisavirgin August 19, 2020
Get the Bingo in the walrusmug.