stick it in the toaster

an act of simulating sexual intercourse with a toaster or any electrical item that could be hazardous to ones health or junk

Ex 1. guy 1: man i tried to stick it in the toaster burnt mah dick

guy 2: your a dipshit

Ex 2. husband: honey dont get mad but i tried stickin it the toaster

wife:and you wonder why we sleep in seperate beds, i want a divorce

by mike stillone January 4, 2011

spam toaster

Hawaiian vagina.

"Aloha...that bitch has no tits, she's all spam toaster."

by Moregasm 3 August 9, 2017

toaster buttcheeks

When a guy puts a slice of bread in between his girlfriends buttcheeks then she farts and it flies out.

"Dang bro last night Brenda and I got freaky. I used her buttcrack like a toaster for my bread!"

"Like toaster buttcheeks?!"

"Yeah!!"

by Dan McBurgerking December 25, 2016

cunt toaster

N- a person who burns pussy when eating.

Joey and mike are cunt toasters

by noah metzgar September 27, 2013

Purple Toaster

When a man shits into a womans mouth. then chokes her until she turns purple. He then punches her in the stomach causing her to spit the shit out like a toaster.

"jill was talking back to me last night, so i gave her a purple toaster"

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by mochadwarf September 27, 2009

toaster oven

derogitory term used to describe male reproductive organ

hey bitch, blow my toaster oven!

by Rishi & Bia August 2, 2006

toaster mage

In his words, an "Excessively lazy" person who asked me to define him here. Likes pies, glee and "o.o"

He is a communist! www.pieism.tk o.o

by Zal January 16, 2005