Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.

"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."

by PapaCommish October 11, 2014

Electrical Storm

Basically your normal thunderstorm but on crack. These are the kind of thunderstorms that create A LOT of lightning due to more negitive, and positive charges in the air. The thunder in these storms are also very loud, so loud it will scare the shit out of you every time it thunders. If a Lightning bolt were to hit your house, anything not plugged into a surge protector would be fucked.

*Idiot dude standing outside while there is a gigantic storm over his head*
Me: * You idiot! Thats an Electrical Storm. Get your ass inside now!*
Idiot Dude *whuua-* Lightning comes down and kills his ass.
Me *Welp, I tried.*

by rap music is shit April 28, 2020

Justin Storming

When Hasbro won't give you your life's desire of plastic figures so you blame everybody else of being in on the conspiracy, attempt to ruin their day but instead create comical situations for all involved except yourself.

Have you seen that guy's rant after Hasbro cancelled his order? He's totally Justin Storming!

by Majestyzx October 29, 2020

Raspberry Storm

An alcoholic drink that contains Raspberry smirnoff and vanilla milkshake. And voila! A raspberry storm!

Raspberry Storm was created by my friend who is awesome!

by Blue penguin July 10, 2009

storm chaser

A storm chaser is someone who drinks so much they throw up a storm, then chase it down with another drink right after.

"Hey, did you see Gavin at that party last night?"
"Yeah, he was a real storm chaser."

by rebeccababy March 24, 2020

clayton storm

The most wonderful person in the world. He is so sweet and so caring and loving. He always manages to take care of other people for himself. He will never tell you no and never push you away.

“I know Clayton storm he is such a good guy.”

by Natalie McFanin March 26, 2023

Storm Sturdy

a girl that is thick in the thighs and has big booty to keep her weighted down in a storm.

Man that girl there is storm sturdy. Nothing is moving that booty or thighs.

by mastersquare7 November 29, 2011