Don't cry. You're being a salty bitch!
by Shawn Maglicic April 23, 2006
I got my salty jelly all over this bitch's face!
Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.
Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.
by Fetus Bomber November 05, 2004
Greg had a great time fishing in British Columbia, especially the salty bobber he received while on the open water.
by SaltyDog March 16, 2014
by Scumbag5465 July 11, 2010
A Salty Rusticus is to have your old lady eat a can of cream corn then eat out her arse hole 24 hrs later.
Then drink an export to wash out your mouth
Then drink an export to wash out your mouth
by Cool-murda November 07, 2017
A popular nickname given to Dalton Rapattoni during American Idol: The Farewell Season. Dalton Rapattoni made it all the way to the Top 3. One fan even sent him salt packets as a joke. When he wears a particular hat people call him Grandma Salty. He even did a periscope with Trent Harmon (the winner of American Idol: The Farewell Season). Trent named the periscope "Salty Dalty + Uncle Trent". People are always tweeting him funny things about salt. It is the most entertaining nickname ever.
by saltydaltyrapattoni April 20, 2016
1. to Salty Pigeon - verb.
to masterbate to completion (See: ejaculate, jizz, cum) from a position of elevation onto an object/person below you, e.g a car bonnet.
A salty pigeon can occasionally be accompanied by a birdlike squawk at the time of ejaculation.
2. Salty Pigeon shit - the pile of jizz left at the crime scene of a salty pigeon.
to masterbate to completion (See: ejaculate, jizz, cum) from a position of elevation onto an object/person below you, e.g a car bonnet.
A salty pigeon can occasionally be accompanied by a birdlike squawk at the time of ejaculation.
2. Salty Pigeon shit - the pile of jizz left at the crime scene of a salty pigeon.
Example 1. Fabien, recently released from the infamous Hooper sex dungeon, climbed the nearest tree he could find and proceeded to salty pigeon all over Stu's Ferrari parked below him.
Example 2.
Sebastian: "Andy, a quick story, this one time I was wanking (with matron's help) on the balcony and I gave Lady Martha a lovely hairful of Salty Pigeon on the floor below. Banter!"
Andy: "No wonder she friend zoned you!"
Example 2.
Sebastian: "Andy, a quick story, this one time I was wanking (with matron's help) on the balcony and I gave Lady Martha a lovely hairful of Salty Pigeon on the floor below. Banter!"
Andy: "No wonder she friend zoned you!"
by thebigman May 24, 2014