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DIY Project

When you are too broke to pay someone to do work for you.
I would pay someone to fix the electrical , but i'm too broke. I guess it's a DIY project , I hope I don't get electrocuted.
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Project Charter

Clusterfuck of bureaucracy designed by sadomasochists (aka Project Managers) for the purpose of bringing red tape, classically disguised as a "vehicle to provide better access to information".
Project Manager 1: I have so much to do this week but I like being sad, depressed and angry so I'm just gonna add a Project Charter to my workload.
Project Manager 2: Sounds like fun! I wish I was you.
by J.Slow February 7, 2015
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carnal projection

wondering how a particular human would 'perform' during 'the sex act'. -visual selection of a human and assuring oneself, the human would undoubtedly; "pack a wallop"!!

-mental 'projection' of these imagined conclusions onto/upon the poor, unknowing/unsuspecting human!
james got totally absorbed with carnal projection, while watching lydia's terminally perky butt 'float' by!!

when i was finally able to 'crack' jane's crotch, all my carnal projection proved to be totally misguided!!

joe's carnal projection was confirmed by leroy's vigorous grinding, the 'poison' EXPLODING out of him!
by michael foolsley March 27, 2012
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Project Winter

A game where Suisei murderer 5 people in 20 seconds.
- want to play project winter
- no
by Aurorastarsky June 15, 2023
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project pie

Project pie is how you describe and elite group who are relentless or joining forces for a greater good.

Project Pie are considered (amongst sceptics) to be the ultimate PUBG (player unknown battlegrounds) team. If it wasn’t for time zones and day jobs many say countless championships would belong to them
Child: I would love to play in the PUBG finals

Parent: well you have no chance if Project pair are participating.

Or

Person 1: I would like to conquour the world through various business ventures in a way that benefits not only myself but society.

Person 2: oh, like project pie?

Person 1: EXACTLY. It’s like you read my mind.
by CoolHand18 February 9, 2019
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DIY Project

A female that is well off whom has deep rooted issues that take on a lifer (please see definition of a lifer) hoping to change/raise him to be a man of her dreams. She goes to the extreme to keep him I.e. food, housing, sex, money and etc.
Why she always dating DIY projects don't she know his a lifer..
by MVP Jo 13 July 28, 2014
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Project Purgatory

A place between Car Shows and the Junkyard, where the builder’s project is entrapped in an eternal state of in-completion. Project Purgatory is a type of limbo where one’s hopes and dreams of glory are suspended due to financial or motivational hardships.
“No, Jim never did get his Nova drag car finished, it’s stuck in Project Purgatory...”
by toocheaptosmoke September 6, 2020
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