DIY Project

When you are too broke to pay someone to do work for you.

I would pay someone to fix the electrical , but i'm too broke. I guess it's a DIY project , I hope I don't get electrocuted.

by I have nothing better to do March 17, 2016

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Project Charter

Clusterfuck of bureaucracy designed by sadomasochists (aka Project Managers) for the purpose of bringing red tape, classically disguised as a "vehicle to provide better access to information".

Project Manager 1: I have so much to do this week but I like being sad, depressed and angry so I'm just gonna add a Project Charter to my workload.
Project Manager 2: Sounds like fun! I wish I was you.

by J.Slow February 7, 2015

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The Lazarus Project

The mission starter of Mass Effect 2 The Lazarus Project was Developed by Cerberus to Bring Commander Shepard Back from the Dead Which was Lead By none other than Miranda Lawson.

Jacob:The Lazarus Project Brought u Back to life it took 2 years!

by Faiths_Edge January 8, 2015

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XS Project

The best russian hardbass music artist ever

XS Project is the best music artist for hardbass slav

by Hyebun1 June 4, 2021

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Phantastic Project

A project being implemented with very aggressive deadlines and commitments.

You understood that this was a Phantastic Project, so I need you to come into work this Saturday.

by Bob Tool November 18, 2015

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carnal projection

wondering how a particular human would 'perform' during 'the sex act'. -visual selection of a human and assuring oneself, the human would undoubtedly; "pack a wallop"!!

-mental 'projection' of these imagined conclusions onto/upon the poor, unknowing/unsuspecting human!

james got totally absorbed with carnal projection, while watching lydia's terminally perky butt 'float' by!!

when i was finally able to 'crack' jane's crotch, all my carnal projection proved to be totally misguided!!

joe's carnal projection was confirmed by leroy's vigorous grinding, the 'poison' EXPLODING out of him!

by michael foolsley March 27, 2012

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