Hippo Bite

You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.

I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

Hippo

1. The hippopotamus, also know as the hippo, is a large semiaquatic mammal native to sub-Saharan Africa.
2. ur mom

ur mum is hippo

by sticman9 December 15, 2022

National Hippo Appreciation Day

Boy: Guess what today is?
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!

It’s national Hippo appreciation day!

by National Hippo day October 15, 2019

peppermint hippo

oh god j-j-just that one scene oh god

person 1 : hey remember peppermint hippo
person 2 : bitch kys

by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023

Pasta "Hippo" Sauce

the type of person who will help you do anything, even when it gets repetitive and annoying

Person 1: Hey dude do you mind helping me with carrying this box of XL sized dildos?
Person 2: Sure, no problem!
Person 1: What a Pasta "Hippo" Sauce

by Pр Man February 27, 2021

hippo baby

Someone who is either constipated or angry

Hello
Shut up
Someones a hippo baby

by Dumb DJ January 27, 2016

sticky hippo

When you nut on the back of a fat girl

How’d it go with Madi last night

It was great I gave her the sticky hippo

by Walltortoise February 5, 2023