Screaming corn cob

Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.

John sounded like he was passing a screaming corn cob in the living room.

by My5k5ey5 March 7, 2023

Cob

Cob: Someone who is an extreme cornball.

“Brianna is such a Cob!” Said Chris.

“Dude, Cobs are so unfunny.”

by Mal, The unstable May 29, 2025

Drowsy cob

A burger/hotdog who can be very nice but friggin mean at the same time.

A. Hey I heard drowsy removed suggestions-chat
B. What the hell drowsy cob

by Ahahahahahahahhahaha December 23, 2020

cob o'shit

When you drop a deuce as big and bumpy and firm as a cob of corn.

Yo don't go in the bathroom I saw a huge cob o'shit in urinal.

by Corn chub February 1, 2016

Corn Cob Dike

Lesbian from the mid-west

Look at that Corn cob dike she is totally fucking that bitch with a stalk of corn

by B-Rad89 July 17, 2011

cob

foul, stinky, dirty, gross

old peoples feet are very cob

by user9918273645483 May 27, 2022

Cob Cannon

A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which is an upgrade plant which requires 2 Kernel-pults to set down, but fires a huge explosive corncob at anywhere you target on the screen.

"I always love Cob Cannons because Survival Endless is super easy with this powerful plant!"

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023