a cheesecake

a cheesecake is, in Norwegian slang, when you stuff the cake full of cheese. In layman's terms: shoving smegma up someones bum.

Guy to friend: Hey man I just ate a cheesecake with Jessica and Chad the other night.
Friend: Getting someone to agree to a cheesecake is respectable, but I wouldn't eat it afterwards, that's just unsanitary.

Guy to friend: Eh.. live, laugh, love innit

by dudewheresmybong June 6, 2020

Cheesecake Factory

A room that has been filled with the scents of a person cutting the cheese (farting;dropping a deuce) several times

Jake cut the cheese in Sam’s house so many times, it became the cheesecake factory

by Waiterhater December 29, 2023

Cheesecake

What time it is, woot woot!

"What time is it?!" "Cheesecake! Woot woot!"

by Major Sunshine March 13, 2009

Cheesecake

(verb) The act of steering a possibly dangerous conversation to another topic by talking about something unrelated.

“They were talking about politics so I cheesecaked the conversation.”

by lizardlump December 18, 2017

Strawberry Cheesecake

When a gentleman -blams!- inside a menstruating woman and subsequently cleans up after himself.

"Dude, did you hear Ceci likes getting strawberry cheesecakes?"
"No way?? I could have sworn she was totally vanilla."

by Cranky Copter January 3, 2017

cheesecake ass

cheesecake ass

Man she got that cheesecake ass

by skrunkmahnuts July 26, 2021

Philly Cheesecake

A group sex act in which 3 or more uncircumcised men typically who have not showered in days deposit their dick cheese in the recipients orifice until filled.

Example 1:
Bro did you hear that she got Philly cheesecaked last night?

Example 2:

I wouldn’t go near him, he smells like he got Philly cheesecaked.

by Thefurthestvuse December 1, 2024