When a man ejaculates into a condom during sex, blows it up like a balloon, and proceeds to spray the contents of the condom onto the receiver as the condom deflates.
Bro, I picked this girl up at JD’s after the duster last Thursday and she asked me to give her the wet balloon.
by Urban Dick 13-3 October 08, 2023
When you and a girl rare having sex and you skip it in the poop shoot and you pull out and the condom is covered in poop.
I was with my girl and I slipped it in the poop shoot and when I took it out it was a poopy balloon.
by Jitamus October 11, 2021
Luan: Dude I've not had sex in a week... look what happened
* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon
* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon
by EmiiLikesCats April 29, 2016
Everyone that voted in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election; a balloon full of human waste, a mixture of both solid and gaseous.
Gender Neutral Example 1: Did you hear that Jacob voted?!
Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.
Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.
by Lilwhiteshark June 05, 2017
The act of putting a ballon between your penis and attempting to burst it by thrusting into it onto a partners ass.
“ hey babe let’s start Ballon Bashing that ass”
“I was Balloon Bashing the shit outta my girlfriend last night”
“I was Balloon Bashing the shit outta my girlfriend last night”
by Bigboiiizucc July 07, 2018
The act of cumming to aggressive to the point where you lose all control over your body, fall to the ground and bounce like a balloon. The results leave injuries similar to bieng assaulted, hence the 'bashing'.
by Daddywallace69 July 08, 2018
by yourspecialchildrapistnextdoor May 22, 2010