gortavious loony vine II: hi guys
gortavious loony vine II's "friends" (they dont actually like him cuz he stinks like fart and hes fat so he takes up 2 seats on the bus): shut up gortavious loony vine II youre a gortavious loony vine II
gortavious loony vine II's "friends" (they dont actually like him cuz he stinks like fart and hes fat so he takes up 2 seats on the bus): shut up gortavious loony vine II youre a gortavious loony vine II
by gortaviousloonyvineiihater September 21, 2025
Get the gortavious loony vine IImug. When you don't wipe after taking a shit for a whole month, and then after anal with your partner, you take the chunks of poo left in your ass hair and feed it to him or her.
by MyPenIsHugeAndHard December 1, 2011
Get the DingleBerry Vinemug. by SosaWiltChamberlain September 22, 2015
Get the vine danglermug. The outcome of mutually masturbating a female while she is menstruating. The residue that collects on your fingers appears like the popular licorice "Red Vines".
by laloman October 23, 2011
Get the Red Vinedmug. To smother someone/something by wrapping tightly around them/it, like vines strangling a tree slowly as they climb.
Vine up: Watch out, Jesse's gonna vine you up like she did Sonia before they got out untethered by kids and unsmothered by marriage.
Or,
He vined up that tree like English ivy, promotion after promotion, until he sucked the life out of his employees, once interns like himself, now his corporate bitches.
Or,
Fuck this noise. I'm out before I get vined.
Or,
He vined up that tree like English ivy, promotion after promotion, until he sucked the life out of his employees, once interns like himself, now his corporate bitches.
Or,
Fuck this noise. I'm out before I get vined.
by chickenchickenbawk January 8, 2017
Get the vine upmug. Dad: “what are these vine’s everyone’s talking about? I don’t see no grapes 🍇 growing out of your iPhone 📱 I thought it was an apple 🍎! 🤣
No one :
No one :
by Lucky Bradley January 27, 2020
Get the Vinemug.