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Jacobs Trumpet

A type of genital piercing in which the foreskin of the penis and bottom lip of the anus are pierced together, connected by a ring. The piercing derives it's name from the sound produced when a person with the piercing farts. The stretched foreskin of the penis causes the sound of the expulsion of gas from the rectum to be amplified. This results in a loud hollow sound resembling a low C note played on a trumpet.
Did that guy's ass just make a low C note? He must have a Jacobs Trumpet.
by fatland September 15, 2010
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Angel's Trumpet

Essentially a reverse rusty trombone, an angel's trumpet is performed by giving a blow job while inserting a thumb in the receiving party's anus.
Sarah wanted to give me a rusty trombone, but I said fuck the hand job, play the angel's trumpet baby.
by The Receiving Party January 29, 2014
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Gooey Trumpet

When you fart and cum at the same time
me and amber were going at it so hard that i blew the gooey trumpet
by jayareaye April 16, 2014
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1st trumpet

The leader of the trumpet section, usually very cocky and gets all the solos. Typically has a collection of trumpets and a collection of trumpet mutes and try's to show off whenever he/she can.
"The 1st trumpet's vibrato is an amazing fit for his solo".
by UsedNapkins September 29, 2017
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Trumpet Tongue

The act of blowing brass (playing trumpet) on anothers anus.
Johnny: I gave my gf a rimjob last night and she really liked it.

Rob:Did you end up doing Trumpet Tongue?

Johnny: I blew her brass better than she blew me.
by Ballsackagewea September 25, 2014
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Krispy trumpet

After sex or masturbation when your penis is covered in dried semen and then you achieve another erection.
I passed out after jerking myself off to the JC Penny catalog and woke find myself staring at the lingerie section and got a krispy trumpet.
by Krispy trumpet February 1, 2020
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trumpet fumble

A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed
"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."
by Sad Trumpet PLayer October 16, 2017
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