Whack Track

A "Whack Track" is a song that one listens to while pleasuring themselves (aka Masturbation).

Some people like to touch themselves in peace, but I prefer to listen to my favourite whack track, "Beethoven's Ninth".

by realrobertreed October 10, 2014

Track Squirrel

A female with zero to minimal automotive knowledge, that attends track events for attention.

I wish these track squirrels would get out of my way, I'm trying to get to the starting line.

by Boostedmama August 18, 2022

Super Track

A phrase that best describes when a new hip-hop/rap song is released, or remixed and has 3 or more well known artist on the track who are just straight killing that shit.

"Have you heard Kesha's Sleazy 2.0 Remix? It has Wiz Khalifa, Andre 3000, TI, and Lil Wayne and they all pretty much murdered it; I believe that's classifiable as a Super Track my friend."

by KidNimbus February 06, 2012

Track Thot

A girl that runs from guy to guy so fast, like they are on a track. And only skinny girls can run fast and pull guys, so typically skinny girls are the track thots

“Oh her, she’s such a track thot don’t trust her”

by sgk123 February 06, 2022

Off the tracks

THE WORLDS BEST PODCAST AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT. Hosted by a very short man a man with lovely hair and some others Usually including technical issues.

OMG OFF THE TRACKS IS ON TONIGHT YAY

by Tree4003 December 23, 2021

caterpillar tracks

Caterpillar Tracks are a nutritious alternative to an otherwise unheathy lifestyle. Comprised of two of America's all time favorite delicay's; S'more's Pop-Tarts and peanut butter & jelly, it offers a source of protien and not to mention packed full of fiber.
How to make Caterpillar Tracks:
1. Toast S'mores Pop-Tart in toaster oven
2. Turn over so icing side faces down
3. Spread one layer of peanut butter
4. Spread one layer of raspberry preserves
5. enjoy silly!

see: caterpillar tracks

by adam with help (but not much) from other adam October 23, 2007

poo tracks

a large thick skid mark of poo, left in pants if ass your buttock isnt wiped properly. other names: a chorno, skiddies

dude look at this guys pants it has chorno's!!, he has poo tracks

by BigBadLee March 31, 2009