status rush

a situation where loads of people update their Facebook statuses in a short period of time, usually at Christmas or new years at 00.01am.

last years status rush for Christmas was the most i've ever seen.

by dj debby debs January 1, 2011

Status Crickets

When a social network member posts a status either as a question or a shout out as their status and receive no subsequent likes or comments.

John Smith:Hey I really want to go out tonight..hit me up with some ideas.

**status crickets**

by thedarkhorse89 November 1, 2011

Statue of Limitations

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.

Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.

by QuacksO July 12, 2018

status bluffer

Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.

John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."

by SLeepdepD January 28, 2010

status dater

someone who will date another person only because of the type of job they have, the car they drive, how much they make, or what that person can do for them financially or socially

Ashley is a status dater because she only talks with him because he drives a nice car and gives her what she wants.

by Ashley O. April 1, 2008

status-stalk

When you immediately get a phone call or text message from the same person EVERYTIME you update your status.

Meg: "I'm totally afraid to update my status on facebook now..."

Jill: "Why is that?"

Meg: "Every time I update it Joe calls or texts to comment on it... it's like he's status-stalking me."

by caranet July 8, 2009

viral status

A status that you write on Facebook, which gains several comments and likes, resulting in it showing up on your friends' "Top News" feeds. This, via The Mathew Effect, results in more comments and likes. (Plural: viral stati)

I posted the biggest viral status last night! It has 17 likes, 20 comments, and it's still counting! Go on Facebook; it's sure to be on your Top News.

by bemery October 21, 2010