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Security

Corporate gaslighting used by big tech to justify taking away the consumer's rights and freedom of a product they paid for by locking out aftermarket parts and accessories or even first party parts without the manufacturer's blessing that comes in the form of proprietary software only they have access to.
To ensure the safety and security of our customers, a recent firmware update locks out the use of aftermarket accessories, parts and third party repair to secure the money in our pockets by forcing the user to mail it back to us at their cost so we can charge you up the ass for a poor quality fix and a six month plus turnaround time with no updates.
by 36368876 March 13, 2023
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blick security

To have a fire arm. And willing to use it to stop trespassers and protect your home.
I purchased a pistol because I needed blick security.
by Annn9868 September 17, 2023
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Security Boner

Typically used on forums, especially in gaming clans. When one user does something or says something minor and the moderation team completely overreacts and bans the user.
Scott often gets security boners when he browses the General Forums.
by delta1135 August 12, 2011
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.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
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Papi Sandino/All Star security

Papi Sandino/All Star security is a subject that does not take his pills le gusta las peruanas and is the worst All star instructor of all time he got dumped in disney for not wanting to see fireworks so his girlfriend broke up with him and darrel hates him and he likes every girl in the drill team
All star instructor hate Papi Sandino/All Star security
by Snadino Glazer January 10, 2025
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National Security Bureau

The National Security Bureau is a fake law enforcement agency used in a ransomware called Endermach@Polyransom. The agency say that your computer happened to be blocked due to crimes such as pirating, as well as others. The agency demands you to pay an existing fine that costs $150 in a hard-to-trace cryptocurrency called bitcoin. On the possibility that you don't pay, you are going to lose everything, such as your files, programs, folders, etc.
The National Security Bureau is asking me for bitcoin.
by Breedbot December 31, 2022
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F-Secure Time

The offset from actual time that F-Secure runs at.
F-Secure just told me it removed a virus 3 days ago. I guess F-Secure time is -3 day now.
by Bongilante October 30, 2011
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