a face book squirrel is someone who posts annoying or lame comments on all your posts. At your bird feeder, you only want the pretty color full birds to come, like on face book you only want the funny and clever.
by hawksly May 1, 2010

by boygotsoul June 1, 2009

This is when the subordinant husband gets a little feisty or "hot under the collar." Occurs in a relationship where the wife determines when playful activity is engaged.
by Hoon35 July 30, 2008

Short for squirrel cameras; used by the government to spy on citizens, cameras are located in each eye
by Expensive Gurl November 14, 2018

A male or female that obsessively and compulsively absconds away with one or more pairs of their female lover's panties. The Panty Squirrel collects panties from their various lovers and sexual activities as mementoes. Panty Squirrels are most often single, promiscuous men involved in frequent one night stands.
Over the course of several years of promiscuous, single life, Roger had managed to collect a vibrant stash of female underwear from his sexual escapades. Roger had become and obsessed Panty Squirrel.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

by IM ON A BOAT!!!! January 17, 2010

by noodlee563 September 27, 2010
