raccooned

when you laugh so hard you snarl like a raccoon

that joke was so funny I raccooned

by 4182931 March 13, 2018

Raccoon surprise

Raccoon surprise is when you and a lot of friends all wear ski mask with the lights off and then the other person male or female chooses who to fuck and at the end you turn on the lights and see who the raccoon was. Raccoon surprise

Me and ted decided to try a raccoon surprise with his friends and I ended up fucking Jason!

by Bean boy July 12, 2018

raccoon tan

Raccoon Tan is best defined by the look of Donald Trump.

He has a raccoon tan and looks like Donald Trump.

by marcho2016 August 22, 2016

Raccooning

When a person of African or African-American descent puts on a superman-like behavior and or mindset. To defend white supremacy ideology. Denying that their racial community is and has suffered from systematic racism.

" Look at this black man deny that the klu klux klan " exists in this day and age. He is full-on raccooning"

by dogymodg August 17, 2023

Raccoon Roundup

The act of spreading corn on a ranch road, waiting a couple hours until dark, then driving along that road with a spotlight, and killing every raccoon you see

We had a great raccoon roundup last weekend. Pew! Pew! Pew!

by Yourturdness June 7, 2017

Steven the raccoon

Steven is a raccoon that is intelligent and stops anyone who gets in hes masters way.

Yoo its steven the raccoon lets go thank him for hes good deeds.

by Stevenson nigga ass November 11, 2018

Raccooning

The act of someone coercing two raccoons to squeeze into their heiny hole.

Oh man last night I was raccooning and one of the little fellas hit just the right spot.

by Y99crew April 22, 2023