A person who looks like they haven’t had a haircut since they were born. Otherwise known as a Shaggy.
Person 1: Dude, look at mop jar over there!
Person 2: Wat, where’s Scooby?
Person 1: Dude, look at mop jar over there!
Person 2: Wat, where’s Scooby?
by chickacret original February 27, 2019
Get the Mop Hairmug. When you put your girl on top of the kitchen counter and perform oral sex and she squirts all over the floor. And that is the reason you have to mop the floor.
by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009
Get the Mop the Floormug. A mop used to wipe up the jizz usually left behind in the private booths of an adult theater or strip club.
"If I were you I'd use a jizz mop instead of a jizz rag to clean that load up; I'd want to stay as far away as I could from some dude's nut butter."
by kurtsh September 7, 2008
Get the jizz mopmug. "someone who is the unfortunate / fortunate recipient of a right good twating (beating up. Usually it occurs as a result of upsetting one or a number of "casuals", whilst trawling the streets and bars of stoke-on-trent and newcastle." Reasons for being mopped include:
1. The casual has had too much to drink
2. The casual has had too much coke
3. The casual hasnt had a fight for more than 2 weeks
4. All of the above
5. The casual had a drink spilt on him
6. The casual was being stared at from across the bar
7. The mopped person was trying it on with a casuals bird
8. The casual was disrespected in any shape or form
Those who have been mopped are usually refered to as "dumb-fuckers" and/or "remeber that dickhead i/we mopped"!!!
1. The casual has had too much to drink
2. The casual has had too much coke
3. The casual hasnt had a fight for more than 2 weeks
4. All of the above
5. The casual had a drink spilt on him
6. The casual was being stared at from across the bar
7. The mopped person was trying it on with a casuals bird
8. The casual was disrespected in any shape or form
Those who have been mopped are usually refered to as "dumb-fuckers" and/or "remeber that dickhead i/we mopped"!!!
A youth decides that in-order to prove his manliness to his fellow mates, decides to take on the challenge of a significant group of casuals. The end result being as swift run up to A@E for him, and the embarasement of not even putting up a decent fight.This is how people get mopped up.
BE WARNED, CASUALS SHOULD ONLY BE APPROACHED BY FEMALES LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME.
BE WARNED, CASUALS SHOULD ONLY BE APPROACHED BY FEMALES LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME.
by stoke city galacticos January 13, 2007
Get the mopped upmug. someone that acts like an emo. they do everythintg that an emo would do! they dress like em, talk like em, listen to the same music, have same hair! they do everything the same except the whole slicing the wrists part!
emo=emo and the p =poser making an emo poser
emo=emo and the p =poser making an emo poser
That e-mop isn't very smart.
by baller4852 September 5, 2008
Get the e-mopmug. When a man with a man bun takes out his bun during sex, cums on a girls back and then mops it up with his hair.
by Metacakes June 21, 2017
Get the Man Mopmug. by steppinout March 19, 2011
Get the Testicle Mopmug.