Any car purchased by a man suffering through a midlife crisis and uses a new car to hide his age, baldness, lack of being up-to-date, or all/some of the above.
"Heard Jim's dad got a new Mustang," "I heard the rogaine didn't cut it, so for his 40th he bought himself a Mid-life Chrysler."
by Trogdaft June 3, 2009
Get the Mid-life Chryslermug. by fieldfish January 31, 2010
Get the Mid Teen Crisismug. by JamaicanDonQ March 8, 2011
Get the mid-teen crisismug. -noun
The slit on the woman's vulva, which is more clearly visible, when said area is shaven. Also known as pussy slit.
The slit on the woman's vulva, which is more clearly visible, when said area is shaven. Also known as pussy slit.
I'm glad my girlfriend decided to shave her cunt because now I have a great view of her Mid Atlantic Ridge.
by bananafish3 July 11, 2010
Get the Mid Atlantic Ridgemug. When you get up early and go to bed late all week, and around Wednesday morning you start feeling that you can not continue this without getting a proper sleep first.
by VikiOfReadin March 6, 2009
Get the mid-week crisismug. A Millennial phenomenon in which a young adult, usually 25, who has yet to establish a career is in an odd position where they realize they turn 40 in 15 years. Individuals experiencing such a crisis are often out of college with a B.A. in the Arts and Sciences, work retail, and ruminate over the missed opportunities of youth and the crippling fear of growing old. They are compelled to find a meaning in their life, but become overwhelmed by knowing that no matter what they do, they are robbing themselves of valuable time to do something else. Because of this, they often choose to do nothing but entertain themselves by binge watching Netflix shows on their parents' account. They have little concern for the importance of money as they live in their childhood bedrooms rent-free.
Abdul, who chose a career in STEM with the knowledge that he would be kicked out of his parents' house, is not experiencing the mid-youth crisis of Jody, who's main concern is not learning the guitar he bought when he was sixteen nine years later.
by chibisatan May 4, 2018
Get the Mid-youth crisismug. The time in the middle of the night when a methhead suddenly becomes productive.
This may include but is not limited to:
Fixing their Honda.
Fixing lawn mowers.
Scavenging.
Home improvement.
Experimenting with bright lights.
Gardening.
Random gatherings.
Experimenting with chemistry.
This may include but is not limited to:
Fixing their Honda.
Fixing lawn mowers.
Scavenging.
Home improvement.
Experimenting with bright lights.
Gardening.
Random gatherings.
Experimenting with chemistry.
Person 1: “I just saw my neighbor gardening with a headlamp at 3 am.”
Person 2: “Don’t you know that’s methhead mid-day?”
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“I have this lady Carla who will clean for cheap.” “But she only works at methhead mid-day.”
Person 2: “Don’t you know that’s methhead mid-day?”
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“I have this lady Carla who will clean for cheap.” “But she only works at methhead mid-day.”
by MILF: Man I Love Frogs November 11, 2022
Get the Methhead Mid-daymug.