potato chips on a sandwich
"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."
"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"
"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"
by hodags1966 October 18, 2017
When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Dim: Where's Veitch tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Jake Veitch #imissmyjakeveitch
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Jake Veitch #imissmyjakeveitch
by MegRoe October 19, 2018
1. When one shakes their lettuce in a container in order to mix it in with the dressing.
2. Some random response to the question, "What are you doing?" usually meaning you're doing something unusual.
2. Some random response to the question, "What are you doing?" usually meaning you're doing something unusual.
by pathfin9 January 30, 2009
by Bert the Dog March 11, 2019
To crap all over a drunk person while they sleep wrap them in their blanket like a burrito place them in a tanning bed leave it on till they wake up perferably about 8 hrs. thats a lybian lettuce wrap!
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 04, 2011
"Dale, you can't smoke up before you shift!"
"It's cool, nothing makes me enjoy physical labor more than head full of lettuce."
"It's cool, nothing makes me enjoy physical labor more than head full of lettuce."
by comeonbabylightmyfire April 09, 2013
An unfortunate happening or an unexpected disappointment that takes away from that which would have formed the base of your desired expectations. Derived from expecting to create a salad at a salad bar and finding that the lettuce is brown or wilted.
by Blushift December 23, 2008