hound dog

An ill ass nigga of a dawg. Low slung lookin up bitchez dresses who lives in the muthafuckin' now nigga! That's whats up!

Hound Dog, Ayo! stop droolin' and get to the crab shack nigga!

by Bista October 15, 2006

snobbish hound

A dog,usually of the Irish Wolfhound breed. They are fed tumours, which lodge in their throat, causing them to fail to make any sound except grumbling guttural noises. Snobbish hounds appear to be smothered in tar and are commonly mistaken for toxic chemical spills. Their hind legs are nearly alway broken (should they be born with any) and they are bred by Captain BigglesWorth, the happy-go-lucky homeless millionaire with a knack for destroy anything he touches, physically, mentally and spiritually.

"Snobbish Hound,now don't swallow those canned tumours, if you do they'll become cancerous"-direct quote from Captain Bigglesworth

by zac accept it for snobbish hound in urban dictionary September 13, 2007

hounds of justice

A group of retards that play a fucking disgusting game called “Monster Legends”

Look at them, they’re hounds of justice

I know, they must be really retarded

by MartiKEKW May 26, 2021

cluck hound

Pretty much, this is a person who instantly sees something they can use to further a cause, and does so, often in retaliation for a slight. This is usually done without thinking, because it is too much trouble for their animal instincts to process. To be literal, imagine a rooster automatically crowing when the sun comes up and combine that with the tracking ability of a hunting dog. There you have it.

Despite getting an incredibly chafing case of butthurt over Newt Gingrich being accused of adultery, cluck hound Rush Limbaugh gobbled 10 extra Vicodins last right before railing away about John Edwards' own infidelity.

by bombcrater June 11, 2009

box hound

A box hound is someone that enjoys eating chicks out.

Girlfriend: You've been down there an hour, isn't your tongue sore.

Boyfriend: Naw, I'm a box hound. I'd love licking you all day.

by chuckiesuptownwhore December 25, 2012

ho hounds

Person who plays around with women without being serious about the relationships.

I think in the professional sports, you know, they’re ho hounds.

by FNULILY February 24, 2017

Hose Hound

A female who prances around fire camps seeking sexual fulfillment from firefighters

I caught my hose hound banging the rookie

That hose hound takes the fire plunge more than Smokey the bear

by Rachel Pew Pew April 6, 2020