captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.

Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling

by anonymous March 31, 2021

dumple

The small indentation immediately beside the anus. A dumper-dimple.

there was a small piece of tissue stuck in my dumple, but she took care of it.

by LemmeK March 1, 2013

Trump Dumpling

Something that sounds good, but is full of shit.

He said I could breath on Mars if I tried hard enough. That was a real Trump Dumpling.

by NanchangKev April 24, 2020

Dumple

dum·ple
ˈdumpəl/
Verb
1.The act of one eating a plethora of dumplings especially at a beer and dumpling fest.

“Monica wants to dumple“

by Egymoni October 4, 2018

country dumpling

After a long night of partying someone is going to take a shit in the field

After destroying the field with the party, Joebob had to drop a country dumpling to finish off the night!!!

by Neversawitcumming December 14, 2017

Dumpling

A girl that cries at any time or no reason at all.

Friend: why's she crying again for no reason?
Me: yeah bro manna's a dumpling...wet doe.

by Lunatic Raj September 24, 2017

Alabama Dumpling

An Alabama Dumpling is when you get your Chocolate Covered balls shoved into another mans mouth.

"Dude, I did an Alabama Dumpling to Steve last night"
"Dude! That's gross, did you complete it?!"
"Of course I dipped my balls into Steve's Mouth!"

by Alabama Maker March 11, 2017