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Checking on the dog

When a guy and a girl make an unbelievably obvious attempt to slip away from social activities in order to have a make-out sesh.
Mike: Dude, I can't believe Brenda doesn't know about Dylan and Kelly.
Krista: Yeah, they have totally been checking on the Dog.
Checking on the dog by Team Gellin October 20, 2008

Pass Thong the Dog 

Hard Boning. Boning your partner. Sticking it in.
Man, tonight I really want to pass thong the dog.

sneezing on the dog 

What happens during a blow job when you finish the deed and semen/spit drips out of your mouth and onto the other person's dick
"I was finishing up going down my man, when I ended up sneezing on the dog."

kick-start the dog 

1. The act of tucking one's semi-erect penis behind their leg and then kicking that leg rearward in order to stimulate a fuller erection.

2. Tucking ones fully erect penis behind their leg and forcefully hiking that leg rearward in order to smack a woman performing fellatio under the chin.
1. I was taking a shower and sprang a semi so I used some hair conditioner to kick-start the dog.
2. Your ex-girlfriend kept talking while giving the weakest head I've ever received so I kick-started the dog and smacked that bitch in the face.

Hair of the dog 

A Scottish term for an alcoholic drink. Normally used the day after if you have a hangover. Another drink to help get over a hangover
I'm going for a hair of the dog, see you at the bar.
Hair of the dog by DubManDan28 September 9, 2021

Just gotta give the dog a kong

Euphemism for quickly bopping the bacon prior to a mutually agreed upon event or outing.
I'll meet you at the bar shortly, I just gotta give the dog a kong.