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The brass section

The Brass section are losers who hate flags when they should hate themselves. They are the reason the band can’t have nice things. They all act like they are 5 year olds. The only nice ones are the tubas. They are every band directors worse nightmares. Overall, this is why the woodwinds are better
Band director: Which section is out of tune
Everyone else: the brass section
Band director: That explains it
by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018
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Top-brass

High command. Top notch. Best around.
Be on alert and watch your manners,top-brass is around.
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Brass Monkey

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Brass

That crystal chick is such a brass bro!
by AM98 August 23, 2022
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Brass Chad

These are the Brass players in a High school band, usually Loud, slightly obnoxious, and interested in memes.
Person A: that Person C is such a Brass chad
Person B: yeah I know right?
Person C (in the distance) *playing Africa on a Horrific Combination of a Euphonium and a French horn*
by Datdabdoe12 February 16, 2019
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Brass Chimpanzee

A drink modeled after the colloquially popular ‘brass monkey’ containining any light-colored beer and powdered Tang. For best results, drink the foaming head as you finish the pour.

Just one small step for man.
« I drink Brass Chimpanzee and I rock well »
by PonytailJones June 24, 2025
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