Brass Chad

These are the Brass players in a High school band, usually Loud, slightly obnoxious, and interested in memes.

Person A: that Person C is such a Brass chad
Person B: yeah I know right?
Person C (in the distance) *playing Africa on a Horrific Combination of a Euphonium and a French horn*

by Datdabdoe12 February 16, 2019

Brass Chimpanzee

A drink modeled after the colloquially popular ‘brass monkey’ containining any light-colored beer and powdered Tang. For best results, drink the foaming head as you finish the pour.

Just one small step for man.

« I drink Brass Chimpanzee and I rock well »

by PonytailJones June 24, 2025

Brass

Shirt for bare ass or to bare ass. To slip your hands under ones trousers to feel their bare ass.

John: “hi Stacy do u want to meet my mate”
Stacy: “yeh sure”
John: “he says u have a nice bunda so can be brass u”
Stacy: “yeh sure. He’s tops anyways”

by Swagmanbillybobthesecond October 07, 2020

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey

by jizz worm June 10, 2022

The brass section

The Brass section are losers who hate flags when they should hate themselves. They are the reason the band can’t have nice things. They all act like they are 5 year olds. The only nice ones are the tubas. They are every band directors worse nightmares. Overall, this is why the woodwinds are better

Band director: Which section is out of tune
Everyone else: the brass section
Band director: That explains it

by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018

Top-brass

High command. Top notch. Best around.

Be on alert and watch your manners,top-brass is around.

by Randy goat fucker August 08, 2025