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A sexual act which involves one party hammering gravel into the other's booty cheeks(creating the, "everything," part of the bagel.) Following this, asshole will be filled with cream cheese, creating an everything bagel.
Next, the individual will have anal sex with the other, adding semen to the everything bagel. After this, the cream cheese and semen will be eaten along with the actual flesh of the ass.
"Dude did you hear that Charlie gave Brennon a Czechoslovakian Everything Bagel last night?"

"I did, totally brutal dude."
by drinking24ozofwaterrn June 21, 2024
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Girls say yes to everything day

Girls must say yes to every and any question, this holiday is every "December 10th' this day was created due to national boy say yes day which is every December 8th
“Hey.... watch out, it’s National girls say yes to everything day”
by janae0111 December 8, 2021
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safety everything

The term “safety everything” is used to tell someone to do something regardless of what it is they have to do it if that term is said .
“ safety everything you have to go streaking!”

*Other person goes streaking*
by nonis March 13, 2018
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everything

a collection of all the things in other words, everything
“those humans couldn’t understand everything or most of anything”, however they had some good mentors.
by nonekopopo February 17, 2023
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My Everything Hurts

A term used when you are in a lot of pain or just don't feel like doing anything.
I want to stay in bed, my everything hurts.
by BeanJar February 1, 2025
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Everything is about me

No I don't think that. The people around me want it to be about THEM and what THEY want me to do. I literally don't even have to be there and they WANT ME TO HAVE TO BE THERE. They get something out of it.
Hym "It's not that everything is about me it's that they refuses to let it NOT be about me until I let them compel my behavior and whatt YOU are doing is filibustering until I give up and go away. And you think I'm a psychopathic narcissist? You think I'm the thing I said I am and that somehow detracts from the fact that I called your religion a 'Psychopathic Narcissist worshipping incest cult that makes YOU think you're better than everyone because your pee-pee feels good when you fuck your wife and 9 months later you have a little clone that you have complete dominion over so you can re-live your own life again from a different perspective before you die so you can have the double life in some weird "God in the garden of Eden" fetish and then you can get mad at your kid when they don't do what you tell them "That's not what I would do! You're living me life wrong!"?' That's what YOU do and somehow I'M the creep? You freak! You're the one doing the incest cult shunning ritual to me, fuck-face! You're the one who picked a side you fucking incest freak!"
by Hym Iam May 18, 2024
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