Mayonnaise Teddy Bear

When you nut on a girls chest and you bear hug covering both you and her

Yo I heard you gave Megan a mayonnaise teddy bear?
Hell yeah dude, it was gross but kinda hot.

by BabyWhiteSeal July 29, 2019

Teddy Bear Friend

That friend that is always there, that you can always ramble to and hug any time, but doesn't have much to say usually.

"Skylar is such a Teddy bear friend, they seem to always listen"

by Skyiskitten October 22, 2022

oh teddy bear

A phrase said by H20 Delirious during a Dead Rising game play with Vanossgaming, and, now is said in any game that he sees a teddy bear in.

Vanoss: Delirious, come over here.
Delirious: Look, a gu- Oh teddy bear!

by MorkMuzzl September 27, 2017

teddy bear crush

to have a crush on someone, although you cannot see yourself dating or having an intimate relationship with them. similar to a teddy bear; although you will always love your teddy bear (or other childhood toy), you aren't going to play with it.

"Oh, yeah Andrew? He's adorable."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."

by eggbaby420 March 9, 2015

Brown Teddy Anni

Brown Teddy Anniversary is the anal sex milestone of the relationship

Hey baby I look forward to some of that Brown Teddy Anni action

by Oscar63 September 12, 2020

choking the teddy bear

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.

Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"

by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014

teddy bear appeal

A rule of sorts that applies only to overweight or obese people. If you have a bit of extra fat, then you're naturally better at cuddling than somebody who's in shape. If you're fat, you're like a big fleshy teddy bear, which is where the term comes from. The bigger you are, the cuddlier you are and the more teddy bear appeal you have. It can help you seal the deal with a guy/girl, or it can land you in the friendzone: it depends on how you use it.

Hot girl: "Hey, my friends have told me you're excellent at cuddling."
Overweight guy: "Yep. My secret is my extra weight-it keeps you warm when you cuddle me."
Hot girl: "I fancy the idea of testing that out. Yours or mine?"
Overweight guy's brain: "Score! Thank you, teddy bear appeal!"

by MegaMilkCosplayer May 13, 2014