wiener tango

The act of sexual intercourse

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do the wiener tango. Up came Jill's dad, who was rather mad, and cut off Jack's little wango.

by DaddyDerek6969 September 9, 2016

Last Tango in Paris

A pretentious and incredibly boring movie.

Hey John, have you ever watched Last Tango in Paris?
I tried, but I fell asleep after 5 minutes.

by vve September 5, 2023

Meatlog tango

Fancy and delicate sexual intercourse, just like a tango dance

Sarah and Nick did the meatlog tango from sun up to sundown.

Wanna do the meatlog tango with me?

by rickrocket July 12, 2021

Last Tango in Halifax

Cocktail made with orange tango pop and cheap vodka

Les Battersby poured himself a Last Tango in Halifax inside his lonely North Wales caravan

by thebyrnedboy November 23, 2023

French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)

I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).

by adamnsmit July 8, 2018

tango juliet foxtrot

"The job's fucked"

Tango Juliet Foxtrot, mate.
Meaning , things aren't going very well for me at the moment.

by Carpets December 17, 2024

French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)

I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).

by adamnsmit July 8, 2018