toilet table

The worst table in a restaurant, usually next to the toilet door.

"I can't believe we booked my birthday dinner six months ahead and still got given the toilet table!"

by THETOILETTABLE March 24, 2016

Bap Table

A table where all the fucked cunts go. Full of people who hoon. There usually all fucked. Especilly J1

Person 1: Oi want to go to bap table?
Person 2: No cunt I'm not fucked

by chauhfrh9wqkjfion2wqfqa August 04, 2022

table spinner

A person who spins on tables but is also a nonce

Look at that table spinner

by Big fat hard on September 26, 2020

Table Olympics

When a group of people or one person decides to run across tables in the school cafeteria. Also known as table hopping.

There goes Chase running across those tables.
Oh Shit he broke one!
He really loves the Table Olympics!

by The_IraVoid November 21, 2016

table spazzing

When you are at a restaurant and you decide to publically spank one out on the table so you get thrown out without paying the bill

I just got thrown out of Nando’s for table spazzing to save myself a few quid.

by Nobby’s Nuts November 30, 2017

Table Noise

The food that sits uneaten, and adds no value to the overall meal.

Table Noise - That third cheesecake that sits at the table after everyone feels fat as fuck from thanksgiving meal. RW

by Fachoina07 November 27, 2015

table raise

When the excitement of what someone is witnessing is so much that they're able to elevate the table they're sitting at, without touching it with their hands.

Coral's demo really gave leadership a table raise.

by JohnFeldman January 08, 2020