Suck or Swim

A phrase used typically by men on boats/jetskis when with a woman, with a decision to either give them oral or kick them off the vehicle.

Jess: "Why did you bring me on this boat?"
William: "Because I want you to Suck or Swim, love."

Suck or Swim by MrPP#9727 April 27, 2026

Boy's Can Swim Soiree

The party thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father. The party typically includes, fine meat, such as aged ribs, pork shoulder and artisanal cheese fixed in a Valhalla fashion in a get away weekend of fun and based around the lollygagging and tom foolery that dudes enjoy with pulling over another.

Corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father. His friend Deed replied, how about we take you upstate for a Boy's Can Swim Soiree?

Boy's Can Swim Soiree by manfun January 18, 2012

Cry me a river so I can swim away 

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about

Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"

Cry me a river so I can swim away by KnashKash January 13, 2025