Snortled

Shocked; Bamboozled; Tricked

That motherfucker really snortled me!
That play left me snortled!
What a good move, that snortled me good!

by troncat3 June 24, 2024

Snort muffin

Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.

Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

sunora

A very strange girl who is built like a banana, sometimes he starts flying around and turns into a little skinny egg. Wait… what is happening… OH NO… She’s turning into… p-p-pinkie pie from my little pony?!?! This is litewally cwazy guys what the nihilism in the risotto is happening

“Oh my GYAT sunora is flying”

by Cremp solimede March 9, 2025

farmer snort

Same as a Bum Blow:

To blow your nose, one nostril at a time, without benefit of a handkerchief or tissue.

The homeless man placed his index finger against his nose and did a bum blow onto my widshield after I refused to make a donation.

by Marty Keane May 15, 2005

porridge snorter

a young girl that dosnt like to spit.

A cum guzzler.

"hey Bob, you see that young lass over there? I bet she's a right porridge snorter"

by Finbarkinell January 27, 2010

snooty snorter

A physical attack performed by flicking the victims nose with the index finger.

Using a method of locking the index finger under the thumb, explosive force can be generated by a skilled proponent of the snooty snorter. Applied in the right manner (normally a full frontal assault), the victims eyes should immediately fill with water. the next sensation is intense pain. the pain phase though excruciating, is short lived, meaning the snooty snorter is a useful stun move but lacks real stopping power.

by krisMedicine April 20, 2010

Bumble Snorter

A peson, or persons, that engages in the act of necrofeliaism while eating out little children and urinating on cats. normally all done at once and when they're done they cremate all the remains and snort them.

"Dude! I'm bored! you wanna go Bumble Snort?!"
"You're nasty you Bumble Snorter!"

by Brad Kensington May 21, 2010