by Lotek November 27, 2016
Tom: Something has always bugged me about Patrick Swayze.
Hank: It's because he has dick sucking eyes.
Hank: It's because he has dick sucking eyes.
by Witworth March 04, 2010
"Dude I'm down at time square, where are you"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"
by Jimi, The King August 17, 2009
An annual event that occurs on July 18th ,where you can suck as much dick as you like even if it’s someone you don’t know. Have fun !
Kyle: yoooo I cant wait for july 18th
Rob: why what’s so special about July 18th ?!
Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s national suck some dick day!
Rob: wait really !!
Kyle: yep and I’ve got my eye on polly,she gives the best head .
Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl
Rob: why what’s so special about July 18th ?!
Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s national suck some dick day!
Rob: wait really !!
Kyle: yep and I’ve got my eye on polly,she gives the best head .
Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl
by Handlemycheesekaren July 01, 2020
by RooKie78 October 16, 2010
What Caitlyn Jenner yells at hecklers, harassers, paparazzi and anyone else who generally pisses her off.
Photographer : Hey Caitlyn, turn around so I can stick this camera down your cleavage and take a picture !
Caitlyn (sneering) : Hey, suck my ex-dick !!!
Caitlyn (sneering) : Hey, suck my ex-dick !!!
by Virgin Suicides November 01, 2017
on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho
ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"
ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"
ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"
ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"
ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"
by yrfavho April 12, 2017