ham to go

When a dire situation prevents a man from immediately acting upon sexual tension, thus the man must request the women’s participation in sexual intercourse at the next available opportunity at a different location.

Man A: Aren’t you supposed to be hooking up with Kelly tonight?

Man B: Nah, she’s got family visiting from out of town. I requested some ham to go

by 99 Oreos January 06, 2022

Holding hams

When couples walk along, arm in arm, with one of their hands down their true love's pants, groping the cheek.

Awww, isn't that sweet, that middle aged German couple is holding hams in the park. Barf!

by Dr. Kep June 23, 2014

cram the ham

Cramming the ham is an alternative term for fingering or female masturbation, referring to the ham-like nature of some girls vaginas

Damn! I had no idea that David knew how to cram the ham that good, he made my pussy quiver

by Nooby Nectarine August 29, 2019

ham sammy

Going all out, doing the most, going hard. Used when you try your hardest

"Dang bro, I just went full ham sammy on that no-skin"

by cadenski December 29, 2018

Slap the ham

Masturbate

Similar to Beat your meat

I'm going to go slap the ham

by Catsh!t June 23, 2019

Going ham

Ham stands for: hard as a motherf**ker. Therefore, this word is easily defined as "going hard as a motherf**ker". Every other definition I've seen on this website is definitely not right.

John: You know what I'm gonna do tonight?

Class: No, what??

John: I'm goin ham.

Jenny: What's going ham mean?

John: Ham means "hard as a motherf**ker". So goin ham means I'm gonna go hard as a motherf**ker.

by RAWphenom January 13, 2011

slam the ham

Used to describe masturbation or having sex with a obsese female.

"Kanele slammed the ham at least 15 times throughout the course of the weekend."
"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"

by Peterson September 07, 2004