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shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

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BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
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by Cookielover9000 October 19, 2021
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stuck in Amsterdam

To be stoned all the time and therefore being stuck in life and not getting forward.

Like if you start a Europe-trip, starting in Amsterdam and not getting to another city or country, because you would rather be stoned all the time.
Person A:"You heard something from Lukas recently?"
Person B:"No, he introduced his girlfriend to weed, she likes it a lot, and now they are stuck in Amsterdam."
by Lux'Kirschkern May 24, 2018
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stuck in mud

When an object gets stuck in someone’s asshole
Aidan’s new toy car got stuck in mud
by The Caulk lover October 27, 2022
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Stucking Phoned

An altered state of consciousness that 99% of young people reach on a daily basis. It consists of staring at your phone and blocking out the rest of the world. While in this state, you are very boring and nobody likes you. It is useful to call people out at socials gatherings when they become stucking phoned. A person who is stucking phoned may also be called a phony.
John is just sitting in the corner over there. I can't tell if he's stucking phoned or just fucking stoned.
by tsquared2215 May 28, 2014
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one foot stuck in the grave

when yer done with your weird ass skeleton banging and get your foot stuck somewhere in the ribs or pelvis with your bony partner
bruh, i had one foot stuck in the grave last night
by asswhup666 October 26, 2019
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stuck in my oesophagus

Its suck in my oesophagus is something you say when a bagle with Philadelphia on it is stuck in your oesophagus . for this phrase to be effective you need to say it fast.
jenny- whats wrong?
moira- itsstuckinmyoesophagus
jenny - its stuck in my oesophagus lol
by aev May 13, 2020
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