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drunk and strip 

The act of getting intoxicated and disrobing in an effort to accelerate physical contact with a new sexual prospect. Usually executed by jumping into bed, or showing up in some room naked - often to the shock of some.
Koyfie: I pulled the drunk and strip last night.
Brian: No way, bro, again?
Koyfie: Yeah, she was out the door so fast it took the air out of my lungs.
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Cadbury’s Landing Strip

The residue left on the inside of undergarments from not wiping ones anus properly.
I was sorting out the washing and detected a foul stench. Inspecting my husbands boxer shorts I noticed that the offending smell was the result of a rather large Cadbury’s Landing Strip plastered to the gusset.

tape off strip 

The term Tape Off Strip usually used in. Uk Drill Songs, this refers to taping off a strip/road with police tape this would be due to a murder taking place so the Metro Police would place tape on the road, taping off the strip this is used to show that the people singing are active in the streets.

, - “You won’t understand till you take that risk and tape that strip”- Suspect Thrill
1: ayo you heard bout the malis tape off strip in camden
2: yeah that shit is tapped

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip 

When something stressful is going on and you would just rather die than work cause you're lazy af
Teacher: you have to hand in these 30 assignments by tomorrow
Student under his/her breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club 

An unwanted situation:

When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.

Or

A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.
In case of doobie drought:

Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”

In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:

Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”

Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”

Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Club 

Very, very bored . . .
Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra

Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip 

A track by Nirvana, found as a bonus on the European Version(s) of the CD In Utero, around 20 minutes after the end of the last track on the CD, All Apologies (23:59). If it is on your copy of the CD, there will be a sticker on the cover saying "Exclusive International Bonus Track". Also, if it's not mentionet on the back of the cover, it's NOT there.

Note, that it might also be on the Australian version of the In Utero CD.
Dude, you should really check for the Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip on your CD...