mid-day stretch

When shorts or pants put on in the morning that are tight enough to negate the need of a belt, but then midway through the day, stretch and fall off of the waist, a mid-day stretch occurs.

"My pants are falling off; I thought i didn't need a belt."
"Dude, thats just the mid-day stretch."

by Dan Neubelt May 24, 2007

Stretched Hole Syndrome

The time after, or during, a large shit. Also used for post buttsex. Generally painful.

(guy taking a shit) "oh god this is gonna leave me with some real stretched hole syndrome!"

(girl gettin it in the butt) "Oh baby you are giving me such bad stretched hole syndrome"

by Scurvy Dan July 7, 2010

strewth

Cockney East End abreviation of "It's the truth".

"Strewth Guv would I lie to you?

by Linda Massey November 7, 2007

home stretch

The point in your work shift you stop being as ...productive as you were earlier (slacking off, flirting with that hot chick in customer services, etc). Usually the last hour, hour and a half.

Classy Employee #1: Dude, we got an hour left. We're in the home stretch now!
Classy Employee #2: Wanna go outside and smoke plants?

by Genericist July 6, 2009

anus stretcher

When four seperate men grab four metal poles. They proceed to shove them up a person's ass, and each of them run in a different direction.

Joe was behaving in such a manner that would constitute him receiving an anus stretcher.

by BrettyH February 13, 2003

Stretch Marks

Something that is totally disgusting and I feel fat having them, I'm too afraid to be touched for fear of rejection.

They appear on Your Hips, breasts, arms and behind the knees. Stretch Marks Suck.

by runawayhoe July 14, 2009

stretch arm strong

A great hardcore band that has its roots in both the Punk and metal.

by ace November 6, 2003