When you are talking to someone and you sneeze, getting snot all over your elbow and face. Then you keep your elbow above your nose and awkwardly walk away like a fucking idiot from the person you were talking too until you get tissues. But when there are no tissues you run away to the bathroom or try to play it off. (Typically happens in School).
My brain: Fuck I gotta sneeze
Person: *Talking*
My brain: Sneezing in 3..2...1
Me: Sneezing and gets shit all over my face
Me: *Awkwardly walks away looking like a fucking idiot with his/her elbow above thier face.
Snot Storm
Person: *Talking*
My brain: Sneezing in 3..2...1
Me: Sneezing and gets shit all over my face
Me: *Awkwardly walks away looking like a fucking idiot with his/her elbow above thier face.
Snot Storm
by asdsadaadsd October 16, 2019
by LGBTBBQ May 07, 2018
The most wonderful person in the world. He is so sweet and so caring and loving. He always manages to take care of other people for himself. He will never tell you no and never push you away.
by Natalie McFanin March 26, 2023
Adjective that combines clusterfuck and shitstorm in such a way that the author does not use profanity, but the reader automatically fills in the missing information.
The wedding turned into a cluster-storm when the band drove their van over the wedding cake, through the flowers and into the infinity pool, which then gave way, dragging half the patio and the entire wedding party down the muddy hillside.
by basher9 April 26, 2018
The rider who preceeds the four horsemen of the Apocalypse to warn others to change their ways or perish. The lonely prophet doomed to see the rise and fall of mankind eternally.
by Lyrique November 18, 2017
When Hasbro won't give you your life's desire of plastic figures so you blame everybody else of being in on the conspiracy, attempt to ruin their day but instead create comical situations for all involved except yourself.
by Majestyzx October 29, 2020
1. Scum who loot homes and businesses before, during, and after major storms and disasters.
2. Scammers who cheat people on home repairs after such disasters.
2. Scammers who cheat people on home repairs after such disasters.
Don't worry about being shot by the National Guard if you're caught looting. The neighborhood watch committee is much more likely to blow you away if you're caught on my street, storm snakes!!!
In Texas, you get a $50 bounty for drilling a storm snake.
In Texas, you get a $50 bounty for drilling a storm snake.
by pellygirl October 29, 2012