by guy August 30, 2004
Get the story of the yearmug. Holly was feeling down. Her boyfriend had dumped her. 'Maybe I can make him jealous' she though. She put on a sexy miniskirt, fishnets and a see-through black lace top. She didn't bother with panties or a bra, but she knew everyone could see through the top and the skirt revealed her sexy ass, unobstructed by and underwear. She went out to the nearest pub where a couple of hot teen boys bought her some drinks and told her their names were Aaron and Ryan. They went to her house and the boys ripped off her skirt, tights and top as she tore off their skinny jeans and t-shirts. Holly pulled down Aaron's boxers, revealing a huge cock. Ryan yanked down his boxers, showing off his equally big dick (9 inches). They had hot sex with Holly all night. Holly videoed it and put it on Pornhub and then her former boyfriend saw it and got really jealous but then met Aaron and Ryan and they had a great night a couple of days later gangbanging Holly and they all lived happily ever after.
That was her sex story that she told everyone from then on. They all realised she was a slut.
That was her sex story that she told everyone from then on. They all realised she was a slut.
by 🎶🎵 May 28, 2022
Get the Sex storymug. A story that has no point or definitive ending. Originates from Caroline, who often tells stories that lack substance and a plot.
-One time, we went on a family vacation and I really wanted a balcony room, and I told my mom, "I want a balcony room, I want a balcony room!"
-Wow, you just told a Caroline story
-Wow, you just told a Caroline story
by HelloYellow March 3, 2009
Get the Caroline storymug. opposite of flawless victory. The neverending story happens when your taking a crap and it seems no matter how much you wipe, the mudbutt keeps flowin.
by swiper September 1, 2005
Get the neverending storymug. A story that lonely people read and jerk off to on urban dictionary. Observe:
I watched as Michael un buttoned his shirt to revel his rock hard six pack, I could already tell he was definitely packing something so I unzipped his fly to revel his rock hard 9 inch. I blushed, surprised, and then I could feel my dick get hard, he obviously noticed, he grabbed me and undid my clothes. We were making out on top of each other naked our hard cocks rubbing up against one another’s naked bodies as we made out. “Top me Noah” Michael said passionately while taking a breath. I gave him a blow job and he came in my mouth, I swallowed, got out the lube, turned him over and slid my rock into his tight asshole. We both moaned in delight as my cock stretched his tiny asshole. I eventually finished in his ass he gave me a blow job I came in his mouth and we fell asleep naked on each other.
The end (true story)
I watched as Michael un buttoned his shirt to revel his rock hard six pack, I could already tell he was definitely packing something so I unzipped his fly to revel his rock hard 9 inch. I blushed, surprised, and then I could feel my dick get hard, he obviously noticed, he grabbed me and undid my clothes. We were making out on top of each other naked our hard cocks rubbing up against one another’s naked bodies as we made out. “Top me Noah” Michael said passionately while taking a breath. I gave him a blow job and he came in my mouth, I swallowed, got out the lube, turned him over and slid my rock into his tight asshole. We both moaned in delight as my cock stretched his tiny asshole. I eventually finished in his ass he gave me a blow job I came in his mouth and we fell asleep naked on each other.
The end (true story)
by That.one.queer November 1, 2020
Get the Sex storymug. Definition 1: True story, has become a phrase of agreement or acknowledgment akin to the phrase 'true that/dat.'
Definition 2: To express an almost disinterest in what someone has said, by simply affirming they have said it. Common synonyms are: cool, gotcha, uh-huh, true that, etc.
Definition 3: It can be used to try to affirm your own statement.
Definition 2: To express an almost disinterest in what someone has said, by simply affirming they have said it. Common synonyms are: cool, gotcha, uh-huh, true that, etc.
Definition 3: It can be used to try to affirm your own statement.
Example 1:
'Obama is doing a pretty good job in the White House so far, don't you think?'
'True story.'
Example 2:
'I just ate an entire pie!'
'True story.'
Example 3:
'I just ate dinner with Britney and she gave me head in the parking lot! True story!'
'Obama is doing a pretty good job in the White House so far, don't you think?'
'True story.'
Example 2:
'I just ate an entire pie!'
'True story.'
Example 3:
'I just ate dinner with Britney and she gave me head in the parking lot! True story!'
by Dy.no May 23, 2009
Get the True Storymug. he got ready to get into the shower, his towel sliding slowly down his toned waist showing a v that dipped below his towel. i bit my lip, craving his body. he slowly, as if he knew i was there, untucked the corner of his white towel. there it was, already had, thick long with a small triangle of brown curls below his six pack, i slowly opened the door and he turned of the hot water, steam making my vision hazy, he gasped when he turned around seeing me, his dick becoming hard, all ten inches pointing straight towards me, without saying a word i turned around and undid my lacy bra, taking of my shorts, just leaving the red thong on. i walked over to him, tieing up my hair, i dropped to my knees, kissing his length, i swirled my tounge around his tip before suddenly deepthroating his whole penis, feeling precut drip down my throat, i massaged his balls in one hand and fingered my slit with the other, rubbing my clit until i was wet. he started to groan, and i took his dick out my mouth, he came all over my big tits, then i tittyfucked him. he flipped me over on the bathroom floor, and ate me out, rubbing his tongue on my clit then when i started to writhe beneath his touch he stuck his tongue and 2 fingers in my pussy, i orgasmed, shaking all over, and he said my juices tasted like candy, he rolled me over again, kissing my neck as he lifted me up, he gently probed me, and i could feel him stretching me out, he thrust faster and i felt him cum,
his juices flowing, and i came at the same time, going weak in the knees, he kissed my neck and put me back down, licking my whole body clean, we showered together, then got back in bed and 69d until we fell asleep …,did this make you horny? i hope you enjoyed this sex story
by idk hahahaaaaa xx May 25, 2023
Get the sex storymug.