alabama steamroller

A street paving (flattening) vehicle that is only found: west of Georgia, north of Flordia, East of Mississippi, and south of Tennessee

Bill Bob: Lookit Huck, there goes one of them dag-gone Alabama Steamrollers comin' on down the road.

Huck: Dangit Bill Bob, we live in a trailer off of the highway, a'course its a'comin' down the road.

Bill Bob: Get my gun, I see a possum.

by Redneck Kyle January 16, 2006

chicago steamroller

An extreme act of deification on one's chest by another for the sexual stimulation of themselves, the participant, or both.

That dirty bitch loves that steaming Chicago steamroller while I shove my dick in her mouth.!

by This Girl/ That Guy May 1, 2008

rod stewart

old ass, should have retired years ago singer who sounds like a cat that someone has set fire to.

Did I step on the cat?

No, Rod Stewart just came on TV.

by Dr. Chathy April 21, 2005

Kristen Stewart

A very talented and amazing actress who is unlike any other stupid celebrity because shes not a fame-whore and doesnt party all night. Shes very smart and is her own person, and currently has a lot of haters because theyre jealous that she gets to kiss Robert Pattinson.

Hey have u seen Into the wild?

Yeaa! Kristen Stewart is amazing in it!!!!

by Kstew fan October 14, 2009

the steamroller

The name off a penis, which has the uncanny ability to flatten people, and it is only to be used on women. If they are lucky, they can make it out with a few unbroken bones, but death is the most common side effect of an encounter with 'the steamroller'.

The steamroller left the woman in a coma.

by unknownbyyou456 May 22, 2006

Kristen Stewart

Extremely talented and gorgeous young actress ..who also happens to be resented and hated on by hundreds if not thousands of girls because she co-starred along side actor Robert Pattinson and is his rumored girlfriend..this breeds hate in others ..hense the other hate comments describing her as ugly..and non talented..both of which are completely false.

Kristen Stewart is so ugly..blah blah blah..this is hate from bitchy little girls that are jealous of her.

by Cherrymama April 6, 2010

Steamroller

a sexual posistion. the woman in a wheel chair cuts a hole in the chair and smokes a cigarette while the man inserts his penis in her. she then rolls back and forth over allowing the cock to go in and out.

Oh john can we please do the steamroller again tonight? Marcy loves watching us when we do it!

by Big Dick Tom February 4, 2010