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Status quo Joe 

Post Trump President who's not going to change anything
Status quo Joe by EricIvan November 9, 2020

Status - Cucked 

A term to describe a specific CRM related phenomenon; or issue, real or apparent, in certain support-focused occupations, most commonly in the Online Product Development Market, i.e. starting work on a ticket to quickly realize it has just been solved by a colleague, but didn't appear as so because it's *Ticket Status:* wasn't updated to reflect said completion.
"@coworker, you've completed ticket X but you didn't revert its status back to "Sent for development".
"I got really excited by it and quickly posted @Department that I'll handle it."
"When I scrolled to the last update I was saddened that the ticket was already handled like used goods."
"You Status - Cucked me @coworker, how could you."

Status Number 

The number of dicks one has sucked in the last 3 months divided by 4
My status number is 3.25( has sucked 13 dicks in the last 3 months)
Status Number by King Co July 6, 2021

Status Potato 

Status Potato is a caring guy who is nice, handsome short tempered, determined, good willed, kind, adventurous, homely, down-to-earth, doesn't talk to you he just talks to your lil dude AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ALWAYS CHECKING THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO.
Man 1: Status what is the status on your potato???
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it

Status Potato 

An amazing guy whos smart, caring, overstanding, intelligent, wont talk to you he'll just talk to your little dude BUT MOST OF ALL HE WILL ALWAYS TELL U THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO
man 1: hey status you re so kind and caring can you please tell me the status on your potato
status potato: normally i wud but im sorry i cant tell you i can only tell your lil dude
later
his lil dude: what is the status on the potato, status?
status potato: the status is good because i am caring for it and always checkingt he status on the potato.

status.undead 

really cool tiktok page with 3k fans yay!
"do you follow status.undead yet?"
"no shes stupid dumbass"
status.undead by statusundead October 11, 2021