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Doom squirting

by Jackofffriday May 1, 2025
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Intrusive Squirter

When you have a remote controlled bidet and your partner takes too long to go to the bathroom and you take control of the situation.
Sharon told Rickey that 1.5 hours was too long to be using the only toilet (and had a bidet feature) in the house. Sharon hooked up a remote control to the bidet, so she could control the time he sat and read on the toilet. She nicknamed her remote control, "The Intrusive Squirter!"
by Peter Rooter August 2, 2025
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dirty squirter

where a person farts waiting for a partner to insert the penis in the ass. Penis is then rapidly withdrawn leading to flatulence, continuing until a flurry of Diarrhoea is emptied out of the hole and all over the person in question.
“no way becky had tom give her a dirty squirter - it took weeks to wash off!”
by goonmunt69 August 17, 2025
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Lice cream squirter

It's when u forcefully shoot out the syphilis infected cum out of your vagina or anus
When the cum fell out of her I knew she was a lice cream squirter
by Dr bigbirddickyinuranus July 10, 2019
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Lice cream squirter

It's when u forcefully shoot out the syphilis infected cum out of your vagina or anus
When the cum fell out of her I knew she was a lice cream squirter
by Dr bigbirddickyinuranus July 10, 2019
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national pussy squirting video

A day when everyone should get a video of a pussy squirting the more the better
Today is Apirl 11 ( NATIONAL PUSSY SQUIRTING VIDEO DAY )I should send Tristan a video of this pussy squiting
by Titty daddy April 11, 2024
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SSS - stop squirting september

This is the female version of NNN (no nut november) its similar to FFF (finger free february). This is a time to get back at your boyfriends for NNN, we're gonna step it up though to prove ourselves. No physical contact of any sexual context, no masturbation, making out is limited to 2 minutes, and absolutely no sex. Such as edging, humping, duke dennis hugs, etc. No pornography unless in any innocent context: watching movie scenes, etc. No exceptions. If you make it through, bragging rights .
Lauren - Hey its SSS!! Are you gonna do it? Its your time to get back at Bobby for NNN.

Samantha - Of course, I've been waiting for this.

Lauren - Good luck girl you got this.

Lauren- SSS - stop squirting september
by 11mbat+11maj October 25, 2024
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