pop a squat

Pop a squat simply means to sit down on any sort of seat. Often used by old people.

Hey, pop a squat over here.

by BurdenInHand December 30, 2014

Jigga Squats

doing squats while having sex with a chick

also known as Nigga Squats

Man i did the Good ol Jigga Squats

by Travis Tompkins August 30, 2006

jack squat

A stronger variation on the slang usage of "squat", meaning "absolutely nothing".

The origin of the phrase is unknown, but most likely it shares roots with the negatory slang usage of "jack".

"I get paid jack squat at my job."

by _Fabricated_ September 20, 2003

coping a squat

to shit or crap

Person 1:Yo whats taking him so long in there?
Person 2: He prolly coping a squat

by Spik3zz February 18, 2004

Squat Cobbler

It's when a man sits in pie and wiggles his penis around wearing a costume. Occasionally the man starts tearing up, therefore it's known as Crybaby Squad.

One might also stumble upon one of these definitions:
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon-Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple-Simon-The-Ass-Man
Dutch Apple Ass

(originated by the character of Saul Goodman in a television series "Better Call Saul")

SIMON: Bro, did you hear what Angela caught Patrick doing last night?
ALEX: No, what?
SIMON: He was sitting in a freaking apple pie wiggling his dick in cinnamon while wearing a Power Rangers outfit.
ALEX: Wow, what a squat cobbler, that guy.

by Clarkinator July 28, 2016

prairie squat

The act of defecating outdoors.

"I was at a bonfire last night and I totally had to Prairie Squat and wipe with leaves"

by Drozz July 21, 2005

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles around in it.

Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".

"Daniel would make these... well, "fetish videos" for his friend, nothing illegal mind you."
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"

by N1nDr0id August 21, 2016