spilt milk

what u should cry over.

nothing else is worth crying about

by urmomshott August 21, 2004

Sprite

(Aka. Austin-Healey Sprite) A small british roadster made by Austin from 1958-1971, using the same engine as the Mini Cooper. (Note: the MG Midget 1961-1979 is essentially the same car but with different emblems, etc.) The MKI Sprite(1958-1960) is nicknamed the "Bugeye" due to it's headlights and front end.

Check out my ride. Damn, that Sprite is small!

by RAKIII January 29, 2006

Spritzed steamer

You sensually crap on someones tummy then proceed to shake a bottle of any soda of your choosing and allow it to explode on your partner.

Ted: How's that Stephanie girl?
Billy: She's so cool. We went out for Indian food, grabbed a bottle of diet coke, and went to town. By far the best spritzed steamer i have ever had.

by Flamingo lover 4 life September 29, 2011

Spryte

This is a kind of mix between a sprite and a nymph, but it is very evil! Sprytes are naughty, mischievous, flirty, and cocky. They can be easily provoked to bite too. This type of fairy is usually found naked. Sprytes are almost always female in appearance, and they have wings and are able to fly at will.

"Ouch! This damned spryte bit me! WTF?"

by FaeryMagic December 30, 2005

Spritzer Monkey

A monkey that is employed to spritz its employer with water on hot days.

"My Spritzer Monkey really comes in handy on these hot, summer nights!"

by crazy monkey lady June 23, 2007

spelts

a heart breaker

That spelts makes boys fall like dominoes

by senor fresh April 8, 2011

spratan

An anagram for spartan, it is usually used when joking about Spartans. It is also occasionally used to describe anyone who is about as cool or powerful as a spartan, if they aren't spartan.

Guy: "Wow look at my spratan army!"
Friend: "Don't you mean spartan?"
Guy: "What? This army is Germanic. They aren't that good."

by Hero of the Greek November 19, 2013